Friday, February 18, 2011

stupidly bad


some ideas are just bad ideas
-using a hair dryer in the bathtub is a bad idea.
-buying a per mouse when you already have a boa constrictor is a bad idea.
-washing your red shirt with your white underwear is a bad idea.
-using your hand to unclog a running garbage disposal is a bad idea. 
-washing your car while its raining
-a glass hammer
- robbing a bank and giving your number to the lady at the bank because she was cute
- driving after a couple of beers
- sticking your tongue to an ice pole
- being on your roof trying to fix your TV antenna while it is raining and lighting.
-dropping something in someone while you are preforming surgery on someone and them forgetting
- getting a tattoo while your drunk
- failing your classes
-fingerless gloves
-having two girlfriends or boyfriends
-baking a cake and then falling asleep while its still in the oven
-giving a baby a nail gun
-leaving stuff on the top of your roof and driving off
-cutting off your ear and giving it to the one you love
- driving on the wrong side of the road
................. and so on...haha

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